Wednesday, 19 November 2014

Christmas Jokes - Christmas Funny Jokes 2015



The best collection of our favorite Christmas jokes share or send with your friends, family members or special person. Here you will find a wide cool santa jokes and christmas jokes for you to enjoy, use, and forward.

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What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Ice Crispies.

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What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
Ribbon hood.

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Q. What do you get if you cross mistletoe and a duck?
A. A Christmas Quacker.

Q. What do call Santa when he stops moving?
A. Santa Pause!

Q. Where does a snowman keep his money?
A. In a snow bank.

Q. Why do mummies like Christmas so much?
A. Because of all the wrapping!

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-Knock knock
*Who's there?
-Mary!
*Mary who?
-Merry Christmas

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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Chris!
Chris who?
Christmas!!!!

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The 4 stages of life: 
1. You believe in Santa Claus 
2. You don’t believe in Santa Claus 
3. You dress up as Santa Claus 
4. You look like Santa Claus 

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How does Santa sing the alphabet?

A B C D E F G...
H I J K L M N
Oh!, Oh!, Oh!,
P Q R S T U V W X Y Z!

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What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa? 
A rebel without a Claus. 

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What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa? 
A rebel without a Claus. 

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